“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”
I’m WHEEZING.
This is me at every family gathering.
Whether you want to go somewhere cool or you want someone else to go away, this dress is a must!
video game challenge: [5/7] soundtracks
↳ life is strange by jonathan morali (original score)
okay maybe this is just me but ever get your nails painted, particularly if it’s been awhile, and suddenly feel about a million times more efficient and elegant. like everyday things like texting and typing and driving are like. how together is my life right now? honestly not very but you wouldn’t know that from looking at my nails
my sense of humor:
- suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
- staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
- *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
- zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
- *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
- “what are you doing” “my best”
- shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
- “Bees?”
